April’s Top Five Videos

5. Dave Allen – the man who used to be on before the Benny Hill Show – gives you Christianity, through the eyes of a 4-year-old.

 
 

4. How to be sexy, according to Doctor Steve Rooster. Please keep in mind that this gentleman appears to take himself very seriously and, sadly, that there are probably women out there who indeed find him very sexay. How do I know that he is trying to appeal to women? Because this is the ‘cleanest’ of his videos. Click here to see a more educational segment.

 
 

3. Hit the 1:30 mark and look away from the screen for the duration of the song. Now the question I have is: Is it good because the singer is a good singer, or that the voice is coming from the body of a young Taiwanese man in a red bow-tie?

 
 

2. What David Attenborough doesn’t want you to know about spiders.

 

1. Tom Waits performing ‘The Piano Has Been Drinking’ on a 1977 talk show I’ve never heard of, for a host I find only vaguely familiar, and a co-host who’s now probably more famous than either.

 
 

February’s Top 5 Videos (Hey, better later than never)

5. I asked Lisa if I looked anything like this guy and she said, “Of course you do honey. Now put your shirt back on.” Yeah, still got it! Eat your heart out, Old Spice Man!

4. You know, I don’t even have kids, but I’m already beginning to see his point. Then again, why do married people crawl over themselves for latest gossip on their single friends?

3. HA!

2. Jeese, Stephan King couldn’t have done a better commercial. Crrreeeepy!

1. GUN.

January’s Top Five Videos

5. I know, I know, it’s a Walmart add. But I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING when I watch it. Fear of spiders and heights I understand, but what is the natural original of Coulrophobia?


 

4. The definition of marriage, according to the word of the Bible.


 

3. I get really excited every time I hear Pat Robertson begin a sentence with “you know …..”


 

2. Welcome to Franz Kafka airport.


 

1. Tom Waits, and Tom Waits only, should read Charles Bukowski.

December’s Top Videos

5. That’s it. I’m doing this on New Year’s Eve.


 

4. The worst thing about the song, Christian Side-Hug, is that it is insidiously catchy.


 

3. In other words, love me, love my stank.


 

2. The final two are part of a series called Poem for the Rooftops of Iran. They are riveting accounts of the riots from the eyes of a poet.

ii. Where is this Place


 

i. Listen Closely