5. I asked Lisa if I looked anything like this guy and she said, “Of course you do honey. Now put your shirt back on.” Yeah, still got it! Eat your heart out, Old Spice Man!
4. You know, I don’t even have kids, but I’m already beginning to see his point. Then again, why do married people crawl over themselves for latest gossip on their single friends?
3. HA!
2. Jeese, Stephan King couldn’t have done a better commercial. Crrreeeepy!
1. GUN.