5. I know, I know, it’s a Walmart add. But I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING when I watch it. Fear of spiders and heights I understand, but what is the natural original of Coulrophobia?
4. The definition of marriage, according to the word of the Bible.
3. I get really excited every time I hear Pat Robertson begin a sentence with “you know …..”
2. Welcome to Franz Kafka airport.
1. Tom Waits, and Tom Waits only, should read Charles Bukowski.