5. It’s amazing that people are still being made into criminals for it this stuff.
4. What? Don’t look at me. My wife sent me this.
3. Galactic. Ga-lactic. Lactic. All these years, I never knew that. It’s a longer piece, but it grows on you.
2. I wanna dog now.
1. I’m never usually one for the Anthony Robins schtic, but I guess I need to put things into perspective every once in a while.