5. Evolution + Dean Martin + Guinness = One good commercial. (To be honest, I couldn’t care less about Guinness, but still, a good commercial)
4. After reading some of the demands that Katy Perry makes on concert promoters, I felt the sudden urge to watch Ricky Gervais’ rant on celebrities. (I was going to say that I needed to “shower off with Ricky Gervais’ rant”, but that would have just come out all wrong)
3. Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage, you were so good that no one cared when you peddled your Slim Jims. RIP, Randy. The beat goes on…
2. There are no stray bullets. A poem by Naomi Shihab Nye.
1. Pulizer Prize at 63. Poet Laureate at the age of 95. I have a new hero.