April’s Top Five Videos

5. Dave Allen – the man who used to be on before the Benny Hill Show – gives you Christianity, through the eyes of a 4-year-old.

 
 

4. How to be sexy, according to Doctor Steve Rooster. Please keep in mind that this gentleman appears to take himself very seriously and, sadly, that there are probably women out there who indeed find him very sexay. How do I know that he is trying to appeal to women? Because this is the ‘cleanest’ of his videos. Click here to see a more educational segment.

 
 

3. Hit the 1:30 mark and look away from the screen for the duration of the song. Now the question I have is: Is it good because the singer is a good singer, or that the voice is coming from the body of a young Taiwanese man in a red bow-tie?

 
 

2. What David Attenborough doesn’t want you to know about spiders.

 

1. Tom Waits performing ‘The Piano Has Been Drinking’ on a 1977 talk show I’ve never heard of, for a host I find only vaguely familiar, and a co-host who’s now probably more famous than either.

 
 

Good Wednesday

She looks at me from behind the counter.
Italian, eh?
Do you go to Church?

I confess that I don’t go
as often as I should.
Italian boy like you should go to church.
What does your mother say about this?

I tell her my mother is English.
Sure, England everybody goes to church.
Good Catholic country.
Married?
What about your wife?
What does she say?

My wife is Laotian.
Pah?
From Laos. You know, between Vietnam and Thailand.
Oh.
I mean, she is Canadian, born here.
But her family is from Laos.
They’re Taoist, but their sponsors
over here were Baptist. So now
they’re a kind of mix of
Taoist and Baptist.

She regards me for a moment,
looks down at my invoice, draws a small line
across an unused portion, then looks me
straight in the eye and asks:

You want taxes, or no?

 

March Image Gallery

Guest Photographer Paisley Rae.

It Was Just A Cool Construction Site Until I Found Out A Woman Died In That Fire

Lorelai has gone to the dogs

Super Bee Crinkly Flower

 

 

 

 

SunSet On The First Real Spring Day Trinity Bellwoods

Creepy Discarded Doll

Street Sparks

 

 

 

 

Paisley Rae is an emerging photographer committed to living the Urban Amish lifestyle. She keeps a minimal web presence and avoids speaking to anyone via telephone – unless there is a paycheque attached to the conversation. She periodically emerges from her Luddite existence to join or start bands, perform spoken word or just wreak havoc in general.

 

February’s Top 5 Videos (Hey, better later than never)

5. I asked Lisa if I looked anything like this guy and she said, “Of course you do honey. Now put your shirt back on.” Yeah, still got it! Eat your heart out, Old Spice Man!

4. You know, I don’t even have kids, but I’m already beginning to see his point. Then again, why do married people crawl over themselves for latest gossip on their single friends?

3. HA!

2. Jeese, Stephan King couldn’t have done a better commercial. Crrreeeepy!

1. GUN.